the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful
Reblogged from Ignore the cow wearing pants in the backround
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
Reblogged from Ignore the cow wearing pants in the backround
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
Reblogged from Ignore the cow wearing pants in the backround
sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their URL
wise words from tumblr user poo-sex
Reblogged from I AM THE WALRUS
“hey we’re gonna order pizza”
“you have to finish your homework first”
Reblogged from Pepperoni Nipples
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
Reblogged from Ian Curtis in my butthole
Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
Reblogged from A Downward Spiral
